Comedians

Comedian Greg Warren has a habit of misplacing important documents. The funnyman cant seem to keep track of critical paperwork and information, as it always seems to go missing. Watch the short but laugh-out-loud funny clip of Greg mentioning that if its necessary and crucial for him to keep track of, hes probably already lost it. It's been said many times that information and knowledge are power. Of course, everyone knows that to mean that the more you know and learn, the better off youll be in life. And I think many people have found that this is one saying that is ultimately true. The more you know, the farther in life youre likely to go. However, the flip side of that saying is also more than likely true. The less you know and the less information you have, the more problems and troubles youre likely to endure and experience. So, what happens if you continually misplace important governmental documents, in other words, have less information than is needed? Greg is well aware of what can and does happen to someone in this position because more often than not, its him. In a clip posted on YouTube, Greg talks about the many documents he has lost throughout his life. I lose stuff, Greg confessed. If theres an important document, I dont have it. Im a constant disappointment to the DMV. Sir, do you have your social security card? I havent seen that in 30 years. Sir, its an important document. Well, then you guys shouldnt have printed it on a gum wrapper. Later in the clip, Greg recalls being asked if he had his birth certificate handy. That was the wrong question to ask him. My birth certificate? he said, bewildered and amused. That document is 54 years old. I also dont have the Declaration of Independence. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

A comedian hilariously explained how she is becoming healthier and getting her steps in. The funnywoman Rhonda Corey shared the moves she has taken to improve her physical and mental health. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what the comedian has done that will keep you laughing long after the video ends. Getting, being and remaining healthy is a significant goal for many people. Our physical and mental health should always be top of mind and something we should all strive to improve. And if were being completely honest with ourselves, we can all likely improve in those departments. Do we really need that second piece of cake? Is it necessary to look at Instagram and Facebook again? Will anything have changed since we last looked five minutes ago? Of course, there are real, practical steps we can take that will improve our health. They might be small moves, but with consistency and a commitment to improving ones health, they will make a difference over time. In a clip posted on YouTube, Rhonda mentioned what she has already done to get healthier, some of which may work, while others may not. She commented on her diet and how she has improved it, or at least thought about doing that anyway. Im trying to get healthy, she said. Like, I cut back on my sweets yesterday, this morning. I only had half of a Twinkie. Twice. I started drinking protein shakes. I found out I dont like kale, so I just substitute it with Reeses Cups. Now, exercise is always a big part of getting healthier. Getting active regularly will do wonders for your physical and mental health. Rhonda has also shared her hysterical plan for getting her daily steps in. So, my son said, Mom, Im going for a walk, she recalled. I said, Oh, honey, would you mind if I gave you my Fitbit to wear? 1 Timothy 4:8 For the training of the body is of profit for a little, but religion is of profit in every way, giving hope for the life which now is, and for that which is to come.

Anjelah Johnson-Reyes turned an audience interruption into comedy gold. The comedian did not get flustered or thrown off; instead, she incorporated the unexpected outburst into her show. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see what caused several in the audience to yell out loud and how Anjelah swiftly and hilariously responded. It's often said that breaking into the entertainment business is difficult. Why? Everyone wants to be an actor or actress, and, as evidenced by shows like American Idol and Americas Got Talent, they also want to be singers. There is so much competition, and those professions are incredibly cutthroat, with everyone vying for a limited number of spots. However, in the entertainment business, stand-up comedy has to be one of, if not the most, challenging to gain traction in or get attention. Think of all the comedians that you know, and then imagine that thousands of others did not make it. In addition to the competition, stand-up comics also have to deal with hecklers and unexpected outbursts from their audience. These can be difficult to handle for novice or less experienced comics. In a clip posted on YouTube, Anjelah encountered outbursts from her audience during her set, but instead of letting it throw her off, she went with it and responded in the most hilarious way. She came back in a fashion that had the entire audience cracking up. She was performing in Chicago and mentioned that she had recently googled the Windy City. She then read from her phone that Chicago has the third-largest building in the country, and she happened to say the official name for the structure. She was then loudly informed that that is not what people in Chicago call it. Leave it to Chicago, Youre not doing your joke right! Uh uh, thats not how you say it! she said. It says it right here, Nobody calls it that, not even Willis. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Jonnie W. wrote a love song for his wife, and its hysterical. The talented funnyman will have you cracking up with the love song he wrote specifically for his wife. Watch the short but hilarious clip to listen to and watch the comedian perform his laugh-out-loud love song. Love seems to be a very fertile topic for the creative types writers, filmmakers, artists and musicians. Most of their work is about or motivated by love. For instance, love is a subject that has kept singers and songwriters busy for hundreds of years. And given the number of songs released that still have to do with love in one way or another, it seems like that wont be changing any time soon. Turn on the radio, switch on Apple Music or Spotify, and the odds are good that whatever song comes on is a love song. It may not be the typical love song, the kind we are all familiar with - a man or a woman belting out lyrics about how much they miss, long for or are infatuated with someone. But love songs can take all different forms, including the comedic variety. In a clip posted on YouTube, Jonnie sings a love song that he wrote for his wife, whom he has been married to for 27 years. The song came about because his wife was a tad upset with him. Throughout his career, Jonnie has written several very funny, laugh-out-loud parody songs. His wife wanted to know where one was for her. Was he ever going to write her one, she wondered, and complained to him. His tune, while technically still a love song, is not one like When a Man Loves a Woman or Cant Help Falling in Love. No, its pretty different from those, but it is in the same vein as his other parody songs. He is a stand-up comedian after all. Genesis 2:24 For this cause will a man go away from his father and his mother and be joined to his wife; and they will be one flesh.

Tim Hawkins mentioned how marriage is very similar to the stock market. The popular funnyman shared his hilarious yet insightful perspective on how marriage works. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear Tim compare a marriage to the stock market. As anyone who is or has ever been married will say, a marriage is not always easy or something to be entered into lightly. A marriage is a relationship between flawed people with different thoughts and opinions on various topics. This will lead to friction and even heated disagreements and arguments. It's for that reason that hard work, persistence and perseverance must be present from both individuals. If any of those are lacking from either party, that marriage is likely doomed to fail. A marriage also requires constant attention and care. Its not something that gets a little bit of love and care this week, none the next week, and some the week after. Thats a recipe for disaster. In a clip posted on social media, Tim, in a hilarious bit about marriage, notes that there are noticeable similarities between marriage and the stock market in New York City. While this at first might sound odd, he explains what he means in such an intelligent and funny way that youll find yourself nodding along as you're also laughing deliriously. See, marriage is not like, you know, you can give your wife flowers, and shes good for three months, Tim said. It doesnt work that way. Marriage is like the stock market, man. Youre checking it every day. Oh, that dipped. What happened there? Must have been when I left the sock in the fridge. Thats probably what happened there. Thats probably the reason that happened. Later in the clip, Tim recalls taking his wife out to dinner one evening. Instead of a fun time spent reconnecting, there was obvious tension in the air, which Tim admits was his fault. He caused it, saying that he must do better next time. It began, he says on their way to dinner, with him asking his wife what she wanted to eat. As any married person will tell you, this is a conversation that will always end in an argument. She will say she doesnt care and wants him to decide. He does, as she commanded, and she will then shoot every one of his suggestions down. Genesis 2:24 For this cause will a man go away from his father and his mother and be joined to his wife; and they will be one flesh.

Jeff Allen responded hysterically to his homeowners associations strict rules. The popular comedian admitted he had several run-ins with his HOA, and he finally found the perfect way to get back at the meddling, intrusive organization. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear what Jeff was cited for, and also how he found a way to respond to all their constant and excessive complaints. Even though housing prices continue to skyrocket across the country, most people still dream of buying a house of their own someday. Home ownership is, or at least it used to be, part of the American dream. Sadly, given the ever-increasing prices of even a modest house, it will likely remain a dream for far too many people and never become a reality. For those who are able to afford a house, potential home buyers are likely to notice one major thing about the homes they are eyeing. Its that those homes are in neighborhoods that are part of HOAs. Now, HOAs govern and control what can and cannot go on in any particular neighborhood. They also control what can and cannot be changed about houses in those neighborhoods. Now, some HOAs are stricter than others, issuing fines and citations for just about anything, while others are much more lenient. In a clip posted on YouTube, Jeff mentioned living in a neighborhood with an active HOA, one that freely issued fines for minor offenses. He wasnt a fan of his HOA and found the perfect way to get back at them before leaving the neighborhood for good. They were always writing me up, Jeff said. Garbage can lids were off. Garage door was open. My rocks, I didnt have a lawn. It was Arizona, so I had rocks, and they were messy because my kids would run through them. Your rocks are a little messy. Later in the clip, Jeff was finally moving, leaving that annoying and overbearing HOA behind for good, but he had one more thing he had to do. He went through the rocks, scattering them about, making a total and complete mess. I said, Im just setting up a meeting between Gladys and the new owners, Jeff said. Isaiah 32:18 And my people will be living in peace, in houses where there is no fear, and in quiet resting places.

This comedians take on the challenge of naming children will have you cracking up. The funnyman Dan Viola understands that giving children the correct name is extremely important. Watch the short but laugh-out-loud funny clip to hear how and why Dan got so serious when it came to naming his children. Children are a literal gift from the good Lord above. Once those little bundles of joy enter your life and come into your home, your life will be changed forever in every way imaginable. Of course, all those immediate changes will only be for the best. Your life will dramatically change, but it will be so much better. Now, parenting is a significant and challenging task. Raising children is, without a doubt, the most difficult thing a human being can ever do. Anyone who says otherwise isnt a parent. As a parent, there will be great, fantastic, uplifting and encouraging moments, but there will also be challenging and heartbreaking instances. In a clip posted on YouTube, Dan mentioned one of those challenging parenting moments that occur soon after that little one enters the world: choosing their name. A lot is riding on that name its literally what they will be called for the rest of their lives. I have also developed, over time, the utmost respect and awe and love for my wife for birthing basically a litter, Dan said. Just separated by many years. Oh, shes good at it. You know what shes not good at? Naming them. Dan says that when his youngest daughter was born, his wife suggested naming her Cecilia. Dan wasnt on board with that name at all. I said, You cant name her that, he said. Whats going to happen to this poor girl on the first day of classes every year of school? The teachers going to go down the list and say, Cecilia, youre breaking my heart. Youre shaking my confidence daily. Soon after, Dan revealed the names of his other children, who may or may not have names from equally famous tunes. Proverbs 22:1 A good name is more to be desired than great wealth, and to be respected is better than silver and gold.

Anjelah Johnson-Reyes shared her take on her husband's questionable purchase. The funnywoman was not exactly in favor of what her better half bought for their house. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what her husband bought and also her honest, unfiltered reaction to his ill-advised purchase. Marriage is not easy, but that is rarely, if ever, the case with worthwhile things. A marriage is a relationship between two flawed individuals. Not only do these two people have their faults, but each has their own thoughts and opinions on a whole variety of topics, which can often lead to disagreements. Anyone who is or has ever been married knows that these disagreements are inevitable. Being 100 percent aligned with your spouse on every single thing is nearly impossible. But whenever those points of contention do happen, compromise is always the best solution. But when that is not an option, the wife automatically wins, especially when it comes to the house's interior design. That's not a fight worth having. In a clip posted on YouTube, Anjelah mentioned that her husband went to the store to buy some curtains for their house. That sounds like a simple enough task. However, Anjelah gave him straightforward, direct directions about the curtain. I told him, 'When you're at the store, take a picture of them and send it to me before you buy it,' she said. Well, he failed to follow those instructions, and what they ended up with was not exactly flattering, as Anjelah describes it. So, I came home to these gaudy, Armenian curtains hanging in my house that are like two feet too short, she said. I got high-water curtains. Hilariously, Anjelah's brother, during a visit, also provided some commentary on her new curtains. The first thing my brother, who came over to the house, said, 'Uh, why you got Capri pant curtains?' Genesis 2:24 For this cause will a man go away from his father and his mother and be joined to his wife; and they will be one flesh.

Carol Burnett and Dick Van Dyke star in an unforgettable blind date skit. The two comedic legends will have you rolling with laughter in this classic sketch about two people looking for love. Watch the short but hysterical skit in which Carol and Dick play two people hoping to find Mr. and Mrs. Right. Dating is not an easy process. It requires a lot of time, work and a ton of perseverance. Not every person will turn out to be the right person, but thats what dating is all about. Some relationships will work, and others, for one reason or another, will not, which can be extremely discouraging. Today, thanks to technological advancements, as with everything else, there are a handful of apps dedicated to helping people find one another. Before we all had smartphones, there were other ways to meet people and find potential dates. One of those methods was to sign up for a dating service that would connect single people looking for romantic relationships. Of course, some of those matches were likely successful and others not so much. However, hopefully, there were no blind dates as bad as Carl and Dicks in a clip posted on YouTube. In the opening moments of the classic skit, Dick and Carol are each shown three possible dates. They are both interested in two of the three people shown to them. Unfortunately, neither is interested in the other. In fact, when they watch one another, they laugh out loud and make disparaging comments about each other. But as luck would have it, through a mishap, they are set up on a blind date. Initially, they are both outraged, and soon enough, the insults start flying. Then, something changes between them, and their blind date might not have been so horrible as they first thought. Well, at least for a few seconds, anyway. 2 Corinthians 6:14 Do not keep company with those who have no faith: for what is there in common between righteousness and evil, or between light and dark?

Tim Conway and Carol Burnett turned a simple furniture store visit into comedy gold. The two comedic legends, once again, brought the laughs with their hysterical skit. Watch the short but hilarious clip to see the absolute mayhem Tim and Carol caused after they entered a furniture store. Shopping is one of the worst things humans do on a regular basis. Is there anything worse? There are probably some that come close, but shopping is in a class all of its own. Shopping is most certainly a necessity, I understand, but that still doesnt change how horrible an activity it is at all. While we can all agree that shopping is terrible, it unfortunately gets worse. For starters, theres grocery shopping, which is the worst of the worst. Also, theres being hounded by salespeople as soon as you set foot in the establishment. I understand they work on commission, but let me get completely into the store before asking if I need help, Ok? In a clip posted on YouTube, Carol and Tim go furniture shopping, and a sales associate descends upon them right after they walk into the shop. He badly wants that commission, but both are just browsing. But an overeager salesman who has his sights set on a commission turns out to be the least of their worries. Carol becomes instantly smitten with Tim, and he also quickly develops a romantic interest in her. The two start browsing pieces of furniture together, which somehow leads to hysterical physical injuries for Tim. However, without a doubt, the most hilarious part of the entire skit the reason to watch this classic clip is when they try out the stores waterbed. The bed literally springs a leak as Tim desperately tries to cover up the damaged product from the stores employees. That goes about as well as you would expect, but there are plenty of laughs along the way, despite his failed efforts to conceal the busted waterbed. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

This comedian proposed, and her hilarious response was not what he expected. The funnyman, Jeff Allen, recalls how he popped the question to his now-wife, and its as hysterical as you would expect. Watch the short but laugh-out-loud clip to hear where Jeff proposed and how his better half answered him. How someone asks that big, all-important question is a story the couple will be retelling for the rest of their lives. With so much riding on that moment, it had better either be incredibly romantic, a moment straight out of The Notebook or extremely funny. In both instances funny or romantic it will be memorable, special to the couple and make for an interesting story whenever its retold. Of course, most people will opt for the romantic route, likely popping the question on Valentines Day, Christmas Eve, Christmas Day and going to the location of the first date. There will be others who go with the funny, comedic route. In a clip posted on YouTube, a comedian retells how he popped the question, and his proposal, and, as you might have guessed, his was of the comedic variety, but the reason its funny is not because of him. The opening moments of the clip pointed out the location where Jeff asked his better half to marry him: baggage claim. Im sure there are stranger places to ask such an important and life-changing question, but his story gets even better. He recalls telling her how much he loved her, and finally ended his speech by asking, Do you want to get married? After getting the question out, he didnt have to wait long for her response. And she thought about it, and she said, Yeah, I guess, if thats what you want, Jeff recalled. Thats how excited she was at the prospect of spending the rest of her life with me. It was no different if I said, Hey, you want to go to McDonalds for breakfast? Genesis 2:24 For this cause will a man go away from his father and his mother and be joined to his wife; and they will be one flesh.

This comedians unusual name made his job much more difficult. The funnyman understands that his name is odd and will stand out wherever he goes, especially when he goes to work. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear what this comedians name is, and how it made his job a lot more challenging. Everyone has a name. Some people have only a first and a last name, while its much more common for individuals to have three a first, a middle and a last name. Whatever the case may be, regardless of how many names we may or may not have, we have very little control over our names. Yes, mothers and fathers select their childrens first and middle names, but when it comes to the last name, that choice has already been made. As everyone knows, the last name depends on what family youre born into, and as the old saying goes, you can pick your friends, but you cant pick your family. One comedian knows that all too well, as his name is Glen Tickle. In a clip posted on YouTube, he made it clear right off the bat that that is his actual name, and that he understands how strange it is to have that last name. Glen Tickle is the name I was given at birth, that I have to use in my life when I meet other people, he said. Its been hard. I used to work as a substitute teacher, and thats a hard job for anybody, but for me, I had to wake up every morning to go stand up in front of a different group of little kids Id never met and write Mr. Tickle on the board. As you might expect, this led to some difficulties inside and outside the classroom, especially if he ran into one of those kids at the store or a restaurant. Proverbs 22:1 A good name is more to be desired than great wealth, and to be respected is better than silver and gold.

This comedian admits he has a favorite child and explains why. His explanation and reasoning for having a preferred child are hysterical. Watch the short, but laugh-out-loud funny, clip to hear who comedian Mike Gaffney has selected as the favorite of his children and why. Parents love all their children equally and have no favorites. They cannot possibly ever imagine life without their little bundles of joy. These are phrases that youve heard all parents say at one time or another, and likely, if youre a mother or a father, youve probably said both of these, too. How could any parent, if they were blessed with multiple children, have a favorite? Is that even possible? Do parents have one of their children who is a little more favored and liked in their eyes? Every parent, when asked these or any similar questions, would emphatically respond that, of course, they do not have a favorite. But is that always true? Not being a parent myself, I dont know. But I would suspect parents do secretly have a favorite, despite what they might say. They likely connect with one of their children more than the others, but that doesnt mean they love the others any less. In a clip posted on YouTube, Mike, a father of two, admits that, while he loves them both, his daughter is his favorite. He states why that is, too. My son is 21, my daughter is 22, Mike said. I love them; theyre great. My daughter is my favorite. Youre not supposed to say that, but shes my favorite. I say that cause she moved out, so shes awesome. My sons still wandering around. Later in the clip, Mike mentioned some of the strange and hilarious things his son has done, including devising a way to keep his eyes open while sneezing to see what his face looked like and giving an odd response to what seemed like a straightforward question at dinner. Proverbs 22:6 If a child is trained up in the right way, even when he is old, he will not be turned away from it.

Planning to fly with kids? This parenting skit is hysterical and also pretty relatable. Some parents will do whatever it takes, go to some extraordinary lengths to get their youngster to behave in public, especially during an extended flight. Watch the short but laugh-out-loud video to see how some parents may even change up their parenting styles when traveling with a little one. Vacationing is excellent, and something most people love. Who in their right mind wouldn't enjoy a week or two away from work and all the other worries of everyday life? But even on vacation, not all worries and concerns remain at home. This is particularly true when you're a parent taking your little one on a flight. Children tend to act out and throw a fit every once in a while. If you're a parent, you are well aware of this undeniable and unfortunate fact. Sadly, those despised and feared fits are somewhat unpredictable. Sure, we can prepare for and anticipate them, and even try preemptive action, but even that is not always successful or enough. Likely one of a parent's worst nightmares is their child throwing a loud, unending fit on a plane. How embarrassing would that be? There is nowhere to go. In that case, most parents would do anything to get their little one to quiet down, even if it means letting them do things you usually wouldn't. A clip posted on YouTube hilariously and perfectly captures this scenario, and how parents are likely to change their approach to parenting momentarily. The short video shows how a father handles a situation at home and then how he handles it on an airplane. Sure, it's easy to sit back and say that nothing should change from home to the aircraft. But when you're in that moment, dealing with a screaming child and you have an entire plane of people staring at you, you would probably do anything to get the youngster to quiet down. Ephesians 6:4 And you fathers, do not make your children angry: but give them training in the teaching and fear of the Lord.

This hilarious skit shows how we chase happiness and self-improvement through purchasing and acquiring more stuff. Most people, if they are being honest, will likely agree that they have done this a time or two. Watch this short but hysterical clip that pokes fun at people who believe that having more of this or that will equal happiness and fulfillment. Everyone has things they want to do and achieve in life. Since we are all individuals with unique personalities and characteristics, our goals and dreams will likely differ greatly. Of course, there is nothing wrong with having dreams and striving for this or that. We all daydream and look to the future, imagining having completed that dream, goal or task. But no matter what, we all just want to be happy. Thats ultimately what everyone is after. However, some people are under the false impression that they can buy their way to happiness. If I just buy this item, itll do the trick and Ill finally be happy. Thats the message that advertisements are constantly pushing, and people fall for it all the time. If they have this or that, then theyll be good enough, and the happiness will just come flooding in. A clip posted on YouTube captured this idea perfectly and hilariously. The husband, while impersonating his wife, is standing on an odd contraption as he attempts to maintain his balance. Then, the first words out of his mouth sum up precisely how some people try to purchase their way to happiness and well-being. Honey, dont laugh, he says. This, no, dont laugh. This is it. This is the solution to my problems. Its going to regulate my emotions, somehow. Its going to regulate my hormones. Dont know how, and its going to make me less reactive to my Aunt Lindas Facebook posts. From that point forward, the short skit just gets more and more ridiculous as he puts on more and more strange-looking products and talks about their supposed benefits and what they can do for him. Proverbs 16:20 He who gives attention to the law of right will get good; and whoever puts his faith in the Lord is happy.

Nate Bargatze shared what his parents had him do after they watched some true crime. The popular funnyman's parents were trying to get ahead of things. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear what Nate's parents instructed him to do that will have you rolling with laughter. True crime is an incredibly popular genre. There are books, television shows, movies and podcasts that detail and chronicle these often-horrifying, stomach-turning crimes. Some people, believing themselves to be detectives simply after hearing a podcast or watching a movie, will even try to solve this or that crime after learning about a particular case. While a majority of true crime cases are horrible and downright awful, for most people, it's like a train wreck. We want to look away, but we just can't. That is entirely evident given how popular shows like Law Order: SVU and similar programs, books and podcasts remain. Nate Bargatze's parents can be counted among the many legions of true crime fans. In a clip posted on YouTube, Nate mentioned what his mother and father had him do in case he was ever kidnapped. So, my parents, I think, watched a 'Rescue 911,' where a kid went missing, he said. So, it got them scared, and I think they took it like, 'Look, you guys are getting kidnapped. There's nothing we can do. It's happening.' Believing that Nate and his siblings' kidnapping was only a matter of time, they made them create their own missing posters, complete with their height, weight and eye color. So, instead of just making a flyer, what they made us to do was we wrote on a piece of paper our name, height, weight, eye color, he added. And then we just held it up against the wall, and they just took a picture of us. So, the picture is us holding our own information. Nate mentioned that if he and his siblings had gone missing, the authorities, given those pictures and homemade posters, would've had a lot of questions for them. Proverbs 22:6 If a child is trained up in the right way, even when he is old, he will not be turned away from it.