Comedians

Mike Goodwin got brutally honest about his sons athletic ability. The popular funnyman hilariously explained how he viewed his sons athletic ability, or more accurately, the lack thereof. Watch the short, but hysterical, clip to hear Mike discuss his son playing sports and the unusual way he watches his games. Most children, while growing up, get involved in organized sports. For many, their parents put them in things such as t-ball and soccer leagues even before they start school. As every parent knows, those games are completely unwatchable. Typically, they are nothing more than little ones with next to no idea what they are doing, running around for an hour or so. Even at that point, when those children are young, its easy to point out who has natural athletic ability and who does not. If your child is not one of those natural athletes, you typically dont point it out; instead, you keep signing them up for games and taking them back and forth to practices and games, especially if they enjoy playing. But, at some point, you understand that their playing days will end. In a hilarious clip posted on YouTube, Mike can already see the end of the road for his son when it comes to sports. He predicts that his sons time playing sports will end sooner rather than later. My son is at the point in his athletic career, its ending, he said. Its over. Its over because, because hes at the point where if we cant pay for him to be on the team, he cant be on the team. If he got to make the team, he wont make the team. Later in the clip, Mike mentioned that watching his sons games is a painful experience, and he even has a specific position he uses to watch them. They won the other night, he said. The score was 14 to 17. They played for 28 minutes. Its bad. Its bad, man. 2 Timothy 2:5 And if a man takes part in a competition, he does not get the crown if he has not kept the rules.

These hysterical and spot-on Tim Hawkins song parodies will have you cracking up. The popular funnyman has come up with several genuinely catchy, creative and funny parodies throughout his career. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear some of the best song parodies that Tim has written. Comedy takes many different forms. Of course, thats because everyone has different tastes and senses of humor. What you think is hysterical is likely not to be the same thing I find laugh-out-loud funny. But thats ok, right? Were all individuals with different likes, dislikes, tastes, and preferences. Because there are so many different senses of humor, there are just as many kinds of comedy, which is sure to make you giggle and crack a smile. If you havent found a type of humor that appeals to you, one that you particularly enjoy, you probably have searched long or wide enough. Now, one of the most popular forms of comedy, sure to cause many people to burst into hysterics, is the always-popular song parody. Many would credit Weird Al Yankovic with bringing the song parody to many peoples attention. But in a clip posted on YouTube, Tim shows he has quite the gift for taking and altering the lyrics of well-known, beloved songs into something that will have you doubled over with laughter. The clip begins with Tim pointing out that one of his parodies came about as a way to reach and communicate with his children. He found that they were ignoring them, so he got down on their level, taking a song they likely knew and changing the lyrics slightly. For nearly every tune in the video, you will more than likely recognize the music Tim plays, but the words he sings will be very unfamiliar, yet will still cause you to burst out laughing. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

John Crist has a straightforward and hilarious litmus test for what makes a Southern state. The popular funnyman believes this is a huge, colossal determining factor in deciding which states make up the South, and he might just be right. Watch the short but laugh-out-loud funny clip to listen to John explain how and why his test is so helpful when settling on what states comprise the southern region of the United States of America. The United States is a massive, expansive country. Its a place full of wonderful, diverse cultures, eye-popping landscapes and scenery and delicious, scrumptious foods and drinks. Given all that the United States has to offer and experience, its clear that the Lord has incredibly blessed this country. Do any traveling throughout the country, and youll soon find that each region the Northeast, the Midwest, the Southwest, the Northwest, the West Coast and the South is special and unique in its own way. One of the most obvious ways in which those regions differ from one another is that each specializes in a particular type of food and/or drink, or at least has something they are known for. In a clip posted on YouTube, John states that a beloved drink found throughout the South can help determine which states actually qualify as part of that region. He adds that its whether you can order sweet tea, and then how that order is received, that will decide whether you are in a Southern state or not. Let me tell you where the South is, Ok, he said. As soon as youre not able to order a sweet tea at a restaurant, thats the end of the South, Ok? Later in the clip, John mentioned what happened to him when he asked for a glass of sweet tea at a Pennsylvania restaurant. They looked at me like I fought in the Confederate Army, he added. Ok, and some of you guys will be like, Well, what about some of these big cities in the South? You cant order a sweet tea down there. Yeah, because theyve been co-opted. Theyre under the occupation of the North. 1 Corinthians 10:31 So then, if it is a question of food or drink, or any other thing, whatever you do, do all to the glory of God.

A comedian gave his hysterical review of some of the newest Little Debbie products. The funnyman, Matt Mitchell, takes on the latest items from the popular sweet-treat maker, leaving you doubled over with laughter. Watch the short, but hilarious clip to hear what Matt had to say about each of them. Most companies are constantly improving and advancing in one way or another. Thats kind of the name of the game. Businesses that arent getting better, cutting costs, looking for ways to become more efficient or expanding and improving their product line will not last. Those businesses and companies that don't respond to market demands wont survive, causing customers to move on to someone who does. Of course, that is true of all businesses, including the makers of delicious, mouthwatering treats that we all love, such as Little Debbie. If youve got a sweet tooth and find yourself strolling down the candy aisle with any regularity, youll quickly notice that there is a lot of innovation happening in the world of sweets. Those tasty, cavity-inducing treats are being rolled out constantly. Even Little Debbie has released some startling new products. In a clip posted on YouTube, Matt, like most people, is shocked to learn that Little Debbie now apparently makes what he calls peanut butter Honey Bun, Nutty Buddy and Oatmeal Cream Pie. While he calls them peanut butter, they are more than likely simply sandwich spread. Those new Little Debbie products are sure to be a shock to the taste buds, as that is what Matt expressed when he tried each one. As is the case with nearly every other taste test, some of them are winners and others are not. However, what sets this hysterical video apart from many others is the hilarious way in which Matt grades them. His scale, and the scores he assigns each one of the new Little Debbie products, will have you laughing long after the clip comes to an end. 1 Corinthians 10:31So then, if it is a question of food or drink, or any other thing, whatever you do, do all to the glory of God.

Greg Warren has completely stopped taking your barbecue advice. The popular funnyman refuses to listen to anyone whenever it comes to barbecue, and he hilariously explained why that is now his default move. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear about Gregs love of barbecue and also why he does not care what you and I have to say about it. The world might be hyper-polarized and extremely divisive on, well, just about everything. Reaching a consensus on even the most insignificant and mundane subject is nearly impossible today. Even if 99 out of 100 people agree on something, there will always be one person who, for whatever reason, feels differently and absolutely refuses to budge. Forget asking that person to compromise even a little bit, because its not going to happen. Even though that is the current state of our world, we will always have barbecue. Everybody loves barbecue. How could there ever be disagreements about barbecue? Well, thats true unless you count all the many different ways that its prepared throughout the United States, which lovers of a particular style of barbecue will defend to the death. See, we cant even agree on barbecue. Anyway, Greg, like most of the population, loves barbecue. In fact, in a clip posted on social media, he mentioned that whenever hes out on tour, he tries to have barbecue at least once a week. However, just dont try to tell him where to go to get some good barbecue; youll just be wasting your breath. And before you start, Im not going to listen to you, he said. Like, I just, I dont ask locals anymore because they dont want you to go somewhere close. Like, its never, Hey, man, I saw this place, it was right by my hotel. Later in the hilarious video, he added how locals always want to send you on some wild expedition that will send you out into the middle of nowhere. 1 Corinthians 10:31So then, if it is a question of food or drink, or any other thing, whatever you do, do all to the glory of God.

Steve Martin and Betty White struggled to keep a straight face in this Carol Burnett Show skit. The two comedic legends faced quite a challenge, as both worked to avoid breaking character. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see how Betty and Steve both nearly burst out laughing during this classic skit from The Carol Burnett Show. As has been said before, comedy is much more difficult than drama. While that may be a tired, old saying at this point, that doesnt make it any less accurate. Everyones sense of humor is different. What causes this guy to burst into uncontrollable laughter spontaneously will likely not be the same for the next person. So, sustaining a comedy career, especially over the course of decades, requires genuine talent. The Carol Burnett Show had that in truckloads. Its cast was legendary, with a level of talent unlikely to be replicated. Not only were the shows regular cast hysterically funny, but so were the programs guest stars, who would appear from time to time. In a deliriously funny clip posted on YouTube, one of the many classic Carol Burnett Show skits features Betty White and Steve Martin. If that wasnt enough legendary comedic talent for you, Tim Conway also makes an appearance in the video. The clip begins with the camera focused on a stairwell as the lights dim and odd-sounding music starts. Steve and Betty, both gazing at the flight of stairs, are obviously worried about the strange event unfolding before them. It quickly becomes clear that an alien life form, played by Tim Conway, will be making its way down the stairs. After Tim makes it down the stairs, Steve has a massive grin on his face. He is just about to break character, but somehow manages to keep it together. Betty, as she so often did during her career, delivered a line that had everyone laughing. He mentions how Tim, dressed like a being from another planet, resembles the Pillsbury Doughboy. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Comedian Jeff Allen has revealed how he prepares for this portion of the driving test. The funnyman has a fail-proof system for preparing for a specific section of the test to renew his drivers license. Watch the short but hysterical video to hear the unusual way Jeff stays sharp. Driving is a privilege and not a right. Thats a phrase that most people, even if they arent drivers, know well. While driving is not guaranteed to every citizen, there are still plenty of people on the road who should have their driving privileges revoked. If youre being totally honest, you can probably think of a handful of people pretty easily who should not be operating a motor vehicle. As humans age, they begin to lose a step, both physically and mentally. It happens to everyone and is a natural part of life. Your hearing, sight and those reflexes arent what they used to be. Additionally, the memory starts to fade and begins failing, unable to do what it used to in our younger years. Jeff knows all too well about the aging process, especially about how memory fails. Understanding that he needed to successfully pass a cognitive test in Tennessee, where he lives, to keep his drivers license, Jeff started an odd training regimen. In a hysterical YouTube video, he goes into detail about what he does and how his wife even lends him a hand. His training involves going to the grocery store to retrieve a handful of items his wife asked him to get. Once at the store, Jeff challenges himself. He does not reach out to his wife to confirm what he was initially sent to the store to purchase. I wont call her, he said. I wont text her. Im bringing home those three things. Sometimes I come home with 20 things, hoping the three things are in there. We have a lot of butter in our house. A lot of butter. Matter of fact, you have dinner with us, we give you a stick for the ride home. 2 Corinthians 4:16 For which cause we do not give way to weariness; but though our outer man is getting feebler, our inner man is made new day by day.

Nate Bargatze explained why he believes firstborn children have it the worst. The popular funnyman has a theory about why children born first in their family have a rough go of it. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear Nates theory on firstborn children. Does the order in which you were born have a significant impact on your life? A lot of people would say yes, while just as many are likely to say no, that your choices and decisions have a much greater impact on your life than anything else. This topic has been debated for a while now, with no one able to provide a firm, definitive answer. As youve probably heard a time or two before, middle children, as its been said, are treated the worst by their parents. Some believe that middle children are most neglected and overlooked by their parents, which can lead to jealousy and self-esteem issues. Middle child syndrome describes this precise situation and treatment. Well, as it turns out, Nate does not subscribe to that view. In a clip posted on YouTube, Nate explained why he believes its actually the oldest child who gets the worst of everything. Also, it should be noted that Nate is the oldest of his siblings. We have to stick together, he said. We have it the hardest of all the children. We show up; our parents are not ready for us to be there. They dont have any money. You basically get there, youre like, I dont think I should even be here yet. But they want you to get a job and start helping out. He later explained how its the youngest child in the family who has everything given to them. The youngest, you show up, your parents are trillionaires, he said. You live in homes the oldest never even saw. Its like, Whats an upstairs? I mean, thats like a home on top of a home! Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Jim Gaffigan on the headaches of controlling the remote will crack you up. The popular funnyman will have you doubled over with laughter as he details the struggles that come with having the remote in your possession. Watch the short, but hysterical, clip to hear Jim describe what often happens when you have the remote control. The person who has the remote control has all the power. It doesnt matter if that individual is a young child or a senior citizen; that person, regardless of age or stage in life, is calling the shots. With a few quick taps of the finger, they decide what everyone else in the room is watching. They have the ultimate say, at least for the time being, over the entertainment selection. Now, you would think most people would relish that situation. Who wouldnt want that kind of power, right? If others dont like what youve settled on, well, tough. But, as weve all heard many times, with great power comes great responsibility, or headaches. Having the remote control in ones possession is a high-pressure situation. The person with the remote has opened themselves up to a world of criticism for various reasons. In a clip posted on YouTube, Jim describes this very real, high-pressure situation that is possessing the remote control. Being in control of the remote control is a no-win situation, anyway, he said. The person youre watching with is never satisfied. He goes on to give hilarious, spot-on examples of the criticism and harsh feedback someone is likely to receive. Theyre like, Turn it up! I cant hear it, he said. Then you turn it up, and the commercial comes on. Turn it down! Whats wrong with your hearing? Im always in trouble when we watch television. If you are going to handle the remote control, just be aware that someone will likely not be happy and will be more than glad to let you know where and how youve failed. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

John Crist had a hysterical conversation about baptism with an audience member. The unexpected moment between the popular comedian and the woman in the audience will have you rolling with laughter. Watch the short but hilarious clip to see what was said about baptism that will have you laughing long after the clip ends. Baptism is a sacred sacrament. Its a practice, an outward display of what has already happened on the inside. It signifies that the person undergoing baptism has accepted Christ into their heart and life, has turned away from their old ways and is now fully committed to following Him. Of course, its a big step in everyones faith journey and their walk with Christ. Baptism was important enough that even Jesus Christ underwent baptism. The first book of the New Testament, Matthew, records this event. Jesus asked his cousin, John the Baptist, to baptize Him in the Sea of Galilee. Of course, as we all know, John initially balked at Christs invitation, believing himself unworthy to do so, but he eventually relented and baptized Jesus. In a clip posted on YouTube, John, during one of his shows, mentioned that he had a question about this important, sacred sacrament. He asked a woman sitting near the front of the stage how old she was when she was baptized. What followed was a hysterical moment that likely no one saw coming. The woman admitted that, having grown up Catholic, she was baptized as a very young child. However, she confessed that she has since become a Christian. Of course, that comment is likely to ruffle the feathers of many Catholics, because, you know, they are Christians, too. However, that was not the funniest part of the exchange. Eventually, the womans husband got involved, and John offered them a little advice. Hye, listen, when you get up to the gate, work this story out, OK? he said. This is bad. Theres a long line of people, I dont know what happened, OK. My dad took me there, but, like, I was Catholic. Work it out. Its got to me more. Its got to be a faster story. Matthew 28:19 Go then, and make disciples of all the nations, giving them baptism in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit.

Greg Warrens family stories will have you cracking up. The comedian recalls some pretty hysterical experiences and situations involving his family. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear what Greg has to say about his family, which will have you doubled over in laughter and gasping for air. Family members, as the old saying goes, cannot be picked. Sure, those considered friends can and most certainly be and are selected, but when it comes to family, we have no choice. They are given to us. We have no say in the matter. Sometimes that works in our favor, and other times it does not. We all have someone in mind, but, of course, its best if we dont say that name or names out loud. Thats one of those instances in which its better to leave things unsaid. No reason to hurt someones feelings, right? Anyway, in a clip posted on YouTube, Greg shared some wildly interesting conversations hes had with family members. He also talked about the strange things his family members do. Who knows, some of what he shares will be completely relatable, and youll be able to empathize with Gregs situation. The video begins with Greg noting that his elderly uncle has an odd and deliriously funny way of ordering at restaurants. If nothing else, it appears that Gregs uncle knows what he likes and will not be stepping outside of his comfort zone. My uncles old, Greg said. I took him to eat. You go to the restaurant, get the menu. You know how, when you get the menu, at the top of every page, theres a heading, tells you whats on that page? He orders the heading. Ill have the steak and pork. Later in the clip, Gregg added that his uncle will also order assorted beverages to drink. Greg said that his father, who is also getting up in age, has an odd hobby, and he enjoys telling others about one of his favorite pastimes. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Mike Goodwin explained why he and his son have to play video games in different rooms. The funnyman shared that, even though they play a game together, they still have to be separated. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear the unexpected reason for the distance between them. As all parents know all too well, children do not stay little for long. Blink, and your toddler is starting school. Do it again, and they are graduating from high school and pulling out of your driveway, about to set off on their way to college. One more time, and they are getting married and starting a family of their own. Of course, the point is that those moments and the memories we make with our children are precious. Once that time, those moments are gone, they are gone forever. At some point, likely sooner than we anticipate, well look back on those times and wish we could relive them all over again. Spend as much time as possible with your children. You will not regret it. In a clip posted on YouTube, Mike mentioned that he and his son enjoy playing video games together. However, he adds that, while he is not particularly good at it, the controllers have changed dramatically since he was a kid. When he was a kid, there were only two buttons, and now, as he hysterically added, there are 45 buttons. So, this one time, he and his son were playing, and he was down a couple of points, but he was doing all he could to even the score. But then something happened that changed the entire situation. An unexpected move from his son gave him an unfair advantage. My son takes off his sock, and Im like, Aah! Aah! Whats that smell, man? he said. Hey, man! Now, my eyes are watering. He was unable to finish the rest of the game at 100 percent. The odor was entirely too much for him. Now, Mike says that whenever they play games together, they cannot be in the same room. Proverbs 22:6 If a child is trained up in the right way, even when he is old, he will not be turned away from it.

This comedian ranked all the Southern states and declared which one is the most Southern. The funnyman Matt Mitchell has ranked 14 Southern states from least to most Southern. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see which states rank where and to hear Matts hilarious reasoning behind his rankings. The United States is a large, massive country that spans from the Atlantic Ocean on the East to the Pacific Ocean on the West. The more than 300 million people who call the United States of America home live in one of the countrys handful of regions. Each region in the USA the Northeast, the Midwest, the Northwest, the Southwest, the West Coast and the South - all have their own identity and culture. Each region is different and unique in terms of weather, food, dress and even what people say and how they say it. Most people are proud of where they live in the country and will gladly tell you where they reside. But by and large, Southerners are the proudest, the most enthusiastic about where they live. In a clip posted on YouTube, Matt goes through all 14 Southern states and ranks them. Not only does he rank them, but he also gives his reasons for putting each state where he did. His comments are full of his trademark humor and wit, likely to make you literally laugh out loud and maybe even agree with him. I dont want to spoil the list or Matts rankings, but I think most people will likely agree wholeheartedly with the place he says is the most Southern. I know whenever I think of the deep South, my mind automatically thinks of this particular state, and its hard to argue that it does not deserve the top spot as the most Southern state in the United States of America. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

A comedian explained why several popular biblical figures might have been Latino. The funnyman, Dennis Gaxiola, shared his reasoning for coming to this conclusion on the race and ethnicity of a handful of prominent people from the Bible. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear why Dennis believes some people in the Bible might have been Latino. We live in an incredibly divisive and polarizing time. Its gotten to the point where coming together, getting near universal agreement on anything, even the most mundane and meaningless thing, is impossible. People have different opinions and viewpoints, and thats completely fine. But its gotten to the point where people constantly lash out at one another with an overwhelming amount of hatred and hostility, simply for seeing a topic or subject differently. We dont have to and really shouldnt take everything so seriously. As the old saying goes, were not going to get out of this life alive. Every thought or opinion expressed that differs from how we feel and think shouldnt be taken as a personal attack. Now, race is a hot-button, hotly debated issue, and it likely always will be. In a clip posted on YouTube, Dennis found a way to bring some laughter to the topic while also incorporating the Bible. Come on, He named his Son Jess, Dennis said. That ones in the book. He didnt name Him Jeffrey. He didnt name Him Jamil. He named Him Jess. He added that the Bible is full of Latino characters, but its not always clear. Oh, theres a lot of Latinos in the Bible, he said. They dont teach this most Sundays. You got to read between the lines. Moses was very Mexican. Come on, who else gets a bunch of people across the river to the Promised Land? Thats my people. Later in the clip, he explained why he believes David, the shepherd boy and later King of Israel, may also have been Latino. King David, Mexican, he said. Only a five-foot Mexican could look at a nine-foot giant, and go, I can take him. He also said why he has a sneaking suspicion that Abraham might have been a Mexican. However, Noah, Dennis says, was not a Mexican, and his reasoning will have you doubled over in laughter. Galatians 3:28 There is no Jew or Greek, servant or free, male or female: because you are all one in Jesus Christ.

This math lesson will have you laughing and totally confused. This type of math might make sense to people in one particular part of the country, while it leaves everyone else completely and totally lost. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see a new kind of math that you have probably never heard of but will still likely have you doubled over in laughter. For some people, school was a breeze, while others struggled mightily in the classroom, with little to show for all their hard work. No matter what they did, nothing seemed to improve their GPA or strengthen their grasp of the material presented in class. Still, others may have had a subject or two that gave them constant fits and prolonged headaches. Math was the one subject that always caused me problems. Every other subject and material came to me relatively easily, without putting forth much effort. However, math was always decidedly different and was something that I quickly grew to despise. Sure, that negative attitude and outlook on mathematics probably didn't help matters, but math and I never got along very well. In a clip posted on YouTube, comedian Matt Mitchell introduces everyone to a new kind of math. Instead of algebra, geometry and trigonometry, this form is referred to as Southern math. If, by the end of Matts lesson, you are entirely lost and confused about how it functions, you are likely not alone. Things get off to a confusing start, as terms in Southern math have varying and different definitions. Nothing is set in stone when it comes to Southern math. Things are up for interpretation, which is generally not how math works. In the South, a couple can be any number between two and five, Matt says. He also defines what a few means, kind of. A few is any number six and almost a dozen, he adds. I dont think Southern math will be taught in schools any time soon. Proverbs 1:7 The fear of the Lord is the start of knowledge: but the foolish have no use for wisdom and teaching.

This comedians hysterical breakdown of iconic college cheers is comedy gold. The funnyman, Greg Warren, went after some of the most recognizable, familiar cheers youll hear at college sporting events, pointing out how dumb and strange they are. Watch the short but hilarious clip to see what Greg had to say about these cheers. Many people enjoy attending and watching college sporting events. A lot of those people are incredibly rabid fans, wildly and loudly cheering on their preferred school, no matter the sport or event. Some will even, for some unknown reason, go so far as to cover themselves in paint so that they match their favorite schools colors. However, despite all the crazy and downright annoying things college fans do, can we all agree that those stadium-wide cheers, which are always done in unison, are one of the worst? Many of those cheers, while they show how much you love your school, are just incredibly dumb, and a lot of them make absolutely no sense whatsoever. As it turns out, Im not the only person who feels this way about certain popular and well-known college cheers. In a clip posted on YouTube, Greg goes after a handful of schools for their strange cheers, including the one with arguably the worst and most annoying fanbase in the country: Ohio State. I love the people of Ohio, but, you know, but the Buckeye fans, I dont, Greg said. Well, you know, theyre obnoxious. Anytime youre in a room, and you say anything about sports, half of the people go, O-H. See! See! I-O. It takes two of these idiots to spell their state. Also, other schools he calls out include Arkansas, the University of Kentucky and his alma mater, Missouri, whose cheer makes it seem like their fans have absolutely no clue as to how to spell the state. I mean, it shouldnt be that hard. Its not like Missouri is Mississippi or something. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.